I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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