scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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