Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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