i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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