Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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