You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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