No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wish you could order shots online.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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