In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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