Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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