My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
