when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
