my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So. Much. Porn.
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