ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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