I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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