My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
