my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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