I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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