I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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