I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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