apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
