We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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