all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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