I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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