He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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