I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
