i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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