If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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