We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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