just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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