Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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