I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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