There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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