Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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