I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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