Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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