Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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