My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize