So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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