I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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