i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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