Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You made out with two different species that night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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