I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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