I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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