Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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