a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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