Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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