you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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