People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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