I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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