me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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