what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize