Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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