ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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