did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
its liver damage thursday
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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